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Un filozof intra într-un bar: – Da-mi zece pahare de whisky, zice el catre barman. Barmanul: – Esti sigur, chiar vrei zece? – Absolut, zece vreau. Barmanul îi da 10…
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Son of Bill Gates asks his father: – Dad, I’d like to try to have sex, what should I do? – That’s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from…
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the…