Who is Hu?

Who is Hu?
President: „Secretary! Nice to see you. What’s happening?”
Secretary: „Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.”
President: „Great. Lay it on me.”
Secretary: „‘Hu’ is the new leader of China.”
President: „That’s what I want to know.”
Secretary: „That’s what I’m telling you.”
President: „That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?”
Secretary: „Yes.”
President: „I mean the fellow’s name.”
Secretary: „Hu.”
President: „The guy in China.”
Secretary: „Hu.”
President: „The new leader of China.”
Secretary: „Hu.”
President: „The Chinaman!”
Secretary: „Hu is leading China.”
President: „Now whaddya’ asking me for?”
Secretary: „I’m telling you Hu is leading China.”
President: „Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?”
Secretary: „That’s the man’s name.”
President: „That’s who’s name?”
Secretary: „Yes.”
President: „Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?”
Secretary: „Yes, sir.”
President: „Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.”
Secretary: „That’s correct.”
President: „Then who is in China?”
Secretary: „Yes, sir.”
President: „Yassir is in China?”
Secretary: „No, sir.”
President: „Then who is?”
Secretary: „Yes, sir.”
President: „Yassir?”
Secretary: „No, sir.”
President: „Look, Secretary. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.”
Secretary: „Kofi?”
President: „No, thanks.”
Secretary: „You want Kofi?”
President: „No.”
Secretary: „You don’t want Kofi.”
President: „No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.”
Secretary: „Yes, sir.”
President: „Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.”
Secretary: „Kofi?”
President: „Milk! Will you please make the call?”
Secretary: „And call who?”
President: „Who is the guy at the U.N?”
Secretary: „Hu is the guy in China.”
President: „Will you stay out of China?!”
Secretary: „Yes, sir.”
President: „And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.”
Secretary: „Kofi.”
President: „All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.”
Secretary (picks up the phone): „Rice, here.”
President: „Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?”